Mimmo Fischetti

Date: April 12, 2015

Things you should NEVER say to a bartender and don’t tip!

A bartender never tell

A bartender never tells?

I’ve been in the bar industry for 30 year now. I worked at Hard Rock Café in Stockholm. Cocktail in Karlstad. Cuckoo’s Nest in Odense and Jolly Butcher in Frederikshavn.

I seen and heard a few things.

Can I talk about it? Hell No! You see, talking to a bartender is like talking to your Catholic priest in confession. No way I can talk about it. “Ever!”

And not only that. Bartenders have a secret codex. What happens in the bar, stays in the bar!

Can you imagine the power we have over people? We are super heroes. With great power comes great responsibility!

I know… You got scared of the title yes?

But don’t worry. We are “Silence of the Lambs”
It’s in the codex. Even if we wanted to tell we just can’t. It’s in the programming. DNA. And if only one of us broke the code…. The whole thing would fall apart everywhere.

So just relax. Keep going out and do what you do. You’re secret is safe with us.

We live by the code.

And remember to tip you’re bartender next time you buy a drink!

Be safe out there 😉 You’re friendly bartender.

 

What the hell is this thing?

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My boy Kevin soon 7 years old found an old phone in the garage today.

Kevin has never seen a phone like that before. We stopped using landlines before his was born. The only phones he ever seen is smart phones. In this case iPhones.

So he asked me. “Daddy, is this an old iPhone? How do you play games with it”?

Shit, I’m getting old! 😉

 

Blogging from the couch

imageI do most of my blogging sitting on my couch.

It’s the perfect spot to blog from. Feet up on the table and a cup of coffee. I do my reading there. Mostly news and events. I do love history and science to. I don’t read books at the moment. “Thank you Netflix”

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